yello
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Post by yello on Jan 6, 2009 18:04:31 GMT -5
Everyday,i get jokes from something called arcamax.
Sometimes they have good jokes,and sometimes...er...not so good.
Here's a good one:
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building".
The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters. The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
Every day,I'll check my mailbox,and share a joke with you.Whatever joke i think is best,I'll tell.
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Berry
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Post by Berry on Jan 7, 2009 1:01:57 GMT -5
I lol'd at the marines.
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Post by yello on Jan 7, 2009 15:00:59 GMT -5
here's today's joke: There was a glass of water on the table... One man says, "It's half full". He is an optimist. Second man says, "It's half empty". He is a pessimist. Third man says, "It's twice too big". He is a management consultant. hmm?
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Post by Berry on Jan 7, 2009 15:15:22 GMT -5
I love ArcaMax, Whatever it is.
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yello
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Post by yello on Jan 7, 2009 15:29:12 GMT -5
ok,another one on the house! It's a quote: "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it." --Ronald Reagan
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yello
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Post by yello on Jan 8, 2009 15:05:43 GMT -5
today's joke I find funny:
An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!"
The fireman says, "Where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."
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yello
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Post by yello on Jan 9, 2009 7:37:02 GMT -5
funny...no one replyed anyways, today's joke: The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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Berry
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Post by Berry on Jan 9, 2009 10:46:57 GMT -5
Don't triple post.
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Post by gunblazing on Jan 9, 2009 10:50:46 GMT -5
yea, edit your last one if no-one posted yet :S
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yello
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Post by yello on Jan 9, 2009 14:55:14 GMT -5
triple post??
berry,I MUST TRIPLE POST.
i post jokes everyday,and u warn me??
The admins here i think are broken.
*sigh*
dang...
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