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Post by Berry on Oct 4, 2008 16:18:48 GMT -5
Your not stupid, its so called "adult humor" So you might not get it >_> gtfo. Lol.. I did laugh at the "hostage" thing.. but maybe that's not the punch-line.
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Post by matok on Oct 4, 2008 16:20:54 GMT -5
The punch line is, "were im from this is hostage situaion."
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Post by Berry on Oct 4, 2008 16:21:56 GMT -5
The punch line is, "were im from this is hostage situaion." Oh, okay.
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Post by Locker460 on Oct 5, 2008 5:33:12 GMT -5
ya i didn't get it too :S
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Post by Authenti on Oct 12, 2008 11:01:01 GMT -5
Most of these I've heard before, but they're still funny x) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in prison for various irrelevant crimes. The Englishman sees a lamp in the corner, and figures he can probably sell it for something if he gets out of jail. So he goes to clean the lamp but a genie appears, and the genie sees the three men in the jail cell, and says that they can all have one wish each. The Englishman wishes he can be teleported to Spain, where he has a nice little farm away from it all. The genie makes it so. The Irishman asks to be taken to Ireland to stay with his friend while he figures out a game plan of what to do next. "So," says the genie, "what's your wish?" The Scotsman takes a while before replying. "Well... I do want to get out of jail, but I'm not sure where to go. I wish my two friends were here to help me decide."
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Post by NUMB on Oct 12, 2008 12:39:37 GMT -5
Most of these I've heard before, but they're still funny x) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in prison for various irrelevant crimes. The Englishman sees a lamp in the corner, and figures he can probably sell it for something if he gets out of jail. So he goes to clean the lamp but a genie appears, and the genie sees the three men in the jail cell, and says that they can all have one wish each. The Englishman wishes he can be teleported to Spain, where he has a nice little farm away from it all. The genie makes it so. The Irishman asks to be taken to Ireland to stay with his friend while he figures out a game plan of what to do next. "So," says the genie, "what's your wish?" The Scotsman takes a while before replying. "Well... I do want to get out of jail, but I'm not sure where to go. I wish my two friends were here to help me decide." lmao
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Post by Berry on Oct 12, 2008 14:23:28 GMT -5
Most of these I've heard before, but they're still funny x) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in prison for various irrelevant crimes. The Englishman sees a lamp in the corner, and figures he can probably sell it for something if he gets out of jail. So he goes to clean the lamp but a genie appears, and the genie sees the three men in the jail cell, and says that they can all have one wish each. The Englishman wishes he can be teleported to Spain, where he has a nice little farm away from it all. The genie makes it so. The Irishman asks to be taken to Ireland to stay with his friend while he figures out a game plan of what to do next. "So," says the genie, "what's your wish?" The Scotsman takes a while before replying. "Well... I do want to get out of jail, but I'm not sure where to go. I wish my two friends were here to help me decide." I've heard simular versions of that before. but this one was the funniest.
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Post by wardog on Oct 12, 2008 17:24:42 GMT -5
Most of these I've heard before, but they're still funny x) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in prison for various irrelevant crimes. The Englishman sees a lamp in the corner, and figures he can probably sell it for something if he gets out of jail. So he goes to clean the lamp but a genie appears, and the genie sees the three men in the jail cell, and says that they can all have one wish each. The Englishman wishes he can be teleported to Spain, where he has a nice little farm away from it all. The genie makes it so. The Irishman asks to be taken to Ireland to stay with his friend while he figures out a game plan of what to do next. "So," says the genie, "what's your wish?" The Scotsman takes a while before replying. "Well... I do want to get out of jail, but I'm not sure where to go. I wish my two friends were here to help me decide." that one made me lmao
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Post by darkfighter17 on Oct 13, 2008 11:32:05 GMT -5
Most of these I've heard before, but they're still funny x) An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are in prison for various irrelevant crimes. The Englishman sees a lamp in the corner, and figures he can probably sell it for something if he gets out of jail. So he goes to clean the lamp but a genie appears, and the genie sees the three men in the jail cell, and says that they can all have one wish each. The Englishman wishes he can be teleported to Spain, where he has a nice little farm away from it all. The genie makes it so. The Irishman asks to be taken to Ireland to stay with his friend while he figures out a game plan of what to do next. "So," says the genie, "what's your wish?" The Scotsman takes a while before replying. "Well... I do want to get out of jail, but I'm not sure where to go. I wish my two friends were here to help me decide." rofl,the guy wasted his wish!!
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Post by Authenti on Oct 13, 2008 17:52:05 GMT -5
xD Wow, mine got the best reception. HAY GUYS this is a challenge, come up with a funnier one XD
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