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Post by matok on Sept 30, 2008 15:37:18 GMT -5
Wanna Laugh? post your jokes in this thread.
I know, its crap, so post some good ones!
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Post by Defyant on Sept 30, 2008 17:37:24 GMT -5
That one made me laugh! Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks, the other shouts "OW!"| Yeah, that's bad.
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Post by Berry on Oct 1, 2008 0:23:36 GMT -5
There was two fat guys, one blonde girl, and santa. They walked into a bar in the evening, They all drank 2 bottles of the same beer. I forgot the rest but you're a f**k.
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Post by Defyant on Oct 1, 2008 0:25:48 GMT -5
Tha'art t' eat som' cake.
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Post by matok on Oct 1, 2008 15:25:58 GMT -5
Ooooo ow lolish of you, blond see's a Small HD TV in a shop window, goes in to bye it,
She says: can I have that TV in the window please Guy says: No She says: Why not Guy says : Because you a blonde
She Storms off in anger Next day she gets a discise and goes into the shop;
She says: (old womans voice) Hello... um, is that TV in the window for sale? Guy says: yes She says: ide like to buy it please Guy says: no, Your a blonde
(she ripes her discise off) She says: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?! guy says : because, its not a TV......... ITS A MICROWAVE.
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Post by darkfighter17 on Oct 1, 2008 15:31:39 GMT -5
Got it! ready? (can the word"shit" be posted in forums?): There are 3 guys that are in a car.Their names are shut up,shit,and manner.Shut up is driving,then shit jumps out of the car,and manner go gets him.Shut up continues driving,then he's stopped by an officer. The officer said"Sir,what is your name?" He said"Shut up." The officer then said"Do you have any manners?" Shut up then said"Yes,he went to go get shit."
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Post by Locker460 on Oct 4, 2008 6:34:24 GMT -5
hahahaha that last one it owns
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Post by matok on Oct 4, 2008 14:08:36 GMT -5
lol Arab: why is humor so difernent in the westan world? Brit: Umm... is it? i wouldnt know Arab: Oh yes... U see over here "englishman, irish man and schotish man go into bar" this is joke... Were i come from this is hostage situation. Brit :
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Post by Berry on Oct 4, 2008 15:04:29 GMT -5
lol Arab: why is humor so difernent in the westan world? Brit: Umm... is it? i wouldnt know Arab: Oh yes... U see over here "englishman, irish man and schotish man go into bar" this is joke... Were i come from this is hostage situation. Brit : Maybe I'm stupid, but i didn't get it.
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Post by matok on Oct 4, 2008 16:09:05 GMT -5
Your not stupid, its so called "adult humor" So you might not get it
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